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I am a Tunica Traveler By Pete Herpy
I am a Tunica Traveler
By Pete Herpy
I am a Tunica Traveler.
This much I know is true
& if the following things apply
you may be one too!
My favorite place is anywhere
folks like you do ramble.
You toss the dice, you spin the reels..
OH GOD I LOVE TO GAMBLE!
When I hear casinos sing
my blood begins to boil
And I wear this little chain.
I have more cards than Hoyle.
I measure time by trips I plan
to these pleasure romps.
Everyday I check the mail
and shuffle through for comps.
I admit that I'm a junkie.
You are, too, of sorts.
C'mon! You're all addicted..
I read your trip reports!
We're quirky & superstitious.
We pray to the RNG.
We horde all our quarters
We'd rather play than pee!
Schmucks like us win every day.
We survive on hope.
We play to live & live to play.
This is how we cope!
My goal is pure & simple:
Win BIG and make a scene
And have my picture published
in Casino Player magazine!
And when they ask my history,
I'd be happy to unravel her..
I'll say it's no mystery
I am a "Tunica Traveler".
June 2002
This poem was penned by Pete Herpy and read at the Tunica Travelers meet at Sam's Town June 15th. Hope you all enjoy this as much as we have. Thanks Pete and Julia!
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